the coup basketball finals part 1

 ok hello everybody and lets jump right into it shall we. so i, alongside the great ruston rustler, held a draft to acquire players, like you, for the upcoming coup basketball finals. the order of the draft will remain private but the final outcome looked like this.

team rustler

ruston rustler - pg

ruston rustler is the team captain. is he a natural born leader, he trains cardio daily, and he may rely too much on analytics forgoing common sense. nba comparison - selfish steve nash

berkshire - sg

berkshire is a great friend, which relates to being a great teammate. he is the fastest man on the court. a 3 point specialist who is always running behind screens. he might forget to show up to a game. nba comparison - kyle korver

pop - sf

popovich doesnt wear any of the flashy equipment the other guys wear, because he doesnt want someone to make fun of him. he is related to one of the top 5 basketball coaches of all time, but he might give up after missing a shot nba comparison - kawhai leonard without drive for greatness

paths - pf

 paths has the highest testosterone on the court. ok with not putting up numbers if it means getting to win. old. nba comparison - lakers karl malone

wazzu - c

  wazzu is the chairman of the boards. 99 rebounding, tremendous size and girth could cause opponents problems, tremendous size and girth could cause him problems, slowest player on the court. nba comparison - glen 'big baby' davis

team cowboy

simanon - pg

 simon is the smallest man on the court, highest basketball iq, but size may cause him to get overpowered. nba comparison -  unathletic muggsy bogues.

sg - boone

 boone is successful in all aspects of life, hopefully leading to w's on the court, however, he is incredibly nice, which could lead to poor defensive effort in hopes his opponents will have more fun. nba comparison - joe harris

melan - sf

 melan is the most aggressive player on the court. gives full defensive effort, will take the shot when his team needs a bucket. however his aggressive nature could cause him to fight his own teammates. nba comparison - ron artest

cst - pf

 cst is a player who wont let his many past failures bother him. he is the most phsyiclaly dominant player on the court, however, he may try psyche himself trying too hard to impress any females watching. nba comparison - dwight howard if he was a foot shorter

wyo - c

wyo is, reluctantly, captain of the team. he gets to matchup against wazzu, decent at many things, but lacks dominant skill. nba comparison - jonas valnciunas 

so there you have your teams. all players were created to be 75 overall. and have exact clones of themselves to be substitutes if needed.  who do you think will win the best of 7 series? well lets take a look at game 1

 yes its true folks. team rustler came away with the victory in game 1. the game was extraordinarily clsoe throughout, with the final margin of 9 being the largest of the game. most of the game was played within a single possession, until ruston rustler himself took over in the final minutes. lets see how the players did

as you can see, there was a dominant scoring performance by ruston rustler and wazzu. with berkshire being a fantastic teammate just as predicted. pop had a very well rounded game getting close to finishing with a triple double, and paths and his clone combined for 12 and 8 with a bunch of winning plays. great job guys!

for team cowboy, it was a great team effort. simon was a great facilitator with 4 unshown steals. boone put up 21/7/5, nba all star numbers!, melan had similar stats, while also hitting many big shots throughout the game, cst had the lone double double on the team, however fouling out and almost fouling out again with his clone. and wyo put up a well balanced game. great effort team.

 

well thats it for part 1 of the series, we'll see how the next game goes!

why washington state is great

ok hello everybody and welcome back to life of wazzo. today we will be discussing why my cougars are one of premier teams in athletics. today it is 36 degrees here in pullman. very cloudy like usual. i have not seen the sun in the past 6 years. i like to walk outside and get drenched in a downpour of rain. anyways, well start with football, in which the washington state cougars are the greatest of all time.

so, firstly you want to know how these cats are the best team of all time? well just look at records against rivals

• vs idaho 72-17
• vs oregon state 54-47
• vs washington 32-74
• vs eastern washington 4-1

winning record against everyone and anyone who matters. yes we may be under .500 all time, but we hired nick rolovich who was 1 game over .500 at hawaii, so that success should translate immedittely here.

we also play basketball in washingotn state. did you know that wshington state cougars were 1941 national runner ups? you do now. 1941 also the last year we won our conference regular season. before tony bennett, the most recent head coach to win a national champiosnhip went to virginia do you knkow where he was? washington state university cougars. 😏


ok so who are some of the greats who come from the washington state university?

• drew bledsoe - qb so good that tom brady was his backup in the nfl
• craig ehlo - part of michael jordans most famous play
• ryan leaf - 2nd overall pick in 1998 nfl draft. 
• lavar ball - could beat michael jordan 1 on 1
• gardner minshew - has mustache 

ok everybody well i hope that you enjoy the blog and i hope you will come back and see me again next time. i hope everybody have a great day and everybody stay safe please!



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