Thursday, October 28, 2021

results of survey

 alright hello everyone and welcome to thursday night blog action on lifeofwyo everybodies favorite blog site. first order of business, veru logo has been added to the background of the blog finally! 

well lets get right to it. i will post the results in one image you will have to increase the size. a little bit of analysis is also included.


well everyone i hope you enjoy the blog. ruston rustler i am sorry. we are all your friend and we love you and i love you this is just how the votes fell please do not be upset. we would not be here without you! thank you everyone for participating and come back to the blog next time. be safe and have a good night





Tuesday, August 17, 2021

the coup as pokemon

 hello everyone today i will be discussing what pokemon each of you are and then giving a brief description of why i chose that one for you let us begin.

berkshire

electrode looks like the flag of poland

cst

cst is scraggy, because they both wear comically large pant

pop

tympole hurts a little on the inside but tries to hide it

veru

ive been told veru is jacked like machoke

simon

psyduck always has a headache. simons last post said he had a headache


wazzu

andres does not have job so he stays at home whilst his wife slaves away in the fields and he eats all the berries for himself

paths

no explanation required

ruston rustler

ruston rustler plays the drums, and rillaboom is known as the drummer pokemon

also ruston rustler

while researching pokemon i found this one who looks like he is doing construction like mr rustler himself

boone goon

if i had to guess i would say boone drinks tea and apparently there is a tea cup pokemon

mary




Sunday, August 8, 2021

top 10 fruit

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the blog. today i will be discussing my top favorite fruits. let us begin

10.blueberry

i think blueberries are hit or miss. sometimes they are soft and not that great but other times they are crisp and i particularly like when they are sour!

9.pineapple

a pineapple is actually a really good fruit to eat in my opinion. however. they mess my stomach up when i eat them so i have to rank them low because well if you dont like me how can i rank highly?

8.strawberry


at this point i would have to say the strawberry. not the worlds best fruit in my opinion, but it is a good one to have. it goes well with a lot of thing and they make for a great snack

7.watermelon

folks this could be a controversial opinion. watermelon is a very popular fruit amongst all people. and i agree that the best watermelon is about as good as it gets. however most watermelons are not that great. i often have melon that is ok, still tasty and everything, but nothing special. and i often have to smell rotten watermelon at my job and that is very gross so it comes in at number 7 spot

6.apple

you look at these apples and tell me your mouth doesnt start watering. i personally love honey crisp apple, stayman apple, snapdragon apple. do not like any apple that falsely claims to be 'delicious'

5.peach

what is there to say other than a peach is a quality fruit. now i personally eat it just like an apple and bite right into it but some people say im weird for that because they dont like the fuzz. i dont care i gnaw right in.

4.kiwi

at the number 4 spot we have kiwi. it is exotic folks. when i bite into the kiwi it gives my brain a good feeling. i dont know how to explain it but it goes straight to the brain and i like it 

3. mongoose

very much like the kiwi, the mongoose goes straight to the brain. i eat this and i feel goodness in the brain. people i truly dont understand it, but i like it and it gives a shiver. one thing i do not like about mongoose is its hard to cut but that does not take away from its excellent taste and brain feels

2.grape

at the silver medal i have to say grapes, particularly the red ones. i start eating these bad boys and i cant stop. ive eaten full 3 pound bags at once. i even think to myself  'ok this will be the last one' and then the last one is so good i have to have another handful. and then another... its so amazing i could eat this all day long

1. ruston rustler


my all time favorite fruit has to be ruston rustler himself. weve been through a lot together. friends for such a long time. not a day has gone by that i havent thought about ruston rustler since we became friends. and yes i accept him for who he is i love him all the same!

ok that is it for todays entry. hope you enjoyed, hope to see you next time. stay safe out there everyone!






Thursday, June 24, 2021

a secret identity - a ruston rustler story

 hello everyone. we certainly have a lot to discuss today. let me get straight into it. not everything is as it seems. dont believe everything you see on the internet. for what im about to tell you may disgust you, may horrify you, and will certainly shock you.

it all started with an innocent screenshot. posted by a man we had only known as 'therustonrustler' up to this point. at the bottom of the capture, taken from his personal computer, the name 'dominic' presents itself to any person who may have come across it on the anonymous image board known as 4chan. quickly pointed out, the ruston rustler showed slight, but immediate regret. for the first time there was a real name behind the ever popular rustler. 

that is just where our story begins, for what unfolds next takes a psychopathic turn. as the members of the college football forum on the sports board of 4chan got closer and more tight knit, they took their chats to a more private location, the discord app. it happens, strangers with common interests meet, talk multiple times, become friends. its only logical they would want to know more about the other from a personal standpoint. it got to the point where the group wanted to put a face behind the names. you see, dominic knew this. he had been working behind the scenes the entire time expecting this moment to happen. 

his last name has been established, but since this is a public blog we will not be disclosing the information, and will substitute it with the placeholder name "black". dominic believed if his friends saw his true identity they would no longer wish to associate with him. black is a fairly common name, im sure we all know someone with it. so it wasn't hard for him to find a student at his university to become his marionette. you see, the face behind what we know to be dominic black is not really the man behind the screen. instead, he was hired to be the rustler. with his boyish charm, everyone would be proud of his appearance. 

but if not dominic black, who is the face we all know and love? and how do you explain the facebook page of his? very simple. its exactly why dominic sought out somebody on campus with the same last name. all the puppet had to do was change his first name on facebook to 'dominic' and he would be rewarded handsomely. any possible family member found on there would have the same last name, and there would be no cause for suspicion that it wasnt him. eventually, when the ruston rustler was meant to meet with his friends from online in person, there was no turning back. he had to send out the decoy to keep up his charade. of course, the real dominic had supplied him with the equipment needed to know what to say and how to respond to certain things. he was there dispatching all of what the decoy needed to say.

so just who is that lovable boy with the side swooped hair and glasses? his name is randall. randall black. and he has come to me to let the truth be known. he has made a fortune off of being dominics dummy doll over the years, and he is ready to retire and get it off of his chest. randall claims to have suffered through verbal and physical abuse from dominic, along with mental scars from which he will never recover. randall knows there is risk in his coming out story, but he is willing to take that risk if it means living his own life again. 

dominic 'ruston rustler' black, its time to end this. come clean with what you have done. youve been found out. i dont know why you did this. i dont know what your true appearance is. im asking that you stop making a monkey out of us all and open up to the truth!