Tuesday, August 17, 2021

the coup as pokemon

 hello everyone today i will be discussing what pokemon each of you are and then giving a brief description of why i chose that one for you let us begin.

berkshire

electrode looks like the flag of poland

cst

cst is scraggy, because they both wear comically large pant

pop

tympole hurts a little on the inside but tries to hide it

veru

ive been told veru is jacked like machoke

simon

psyduck always has a headache. simons last post said he had a headache


wazzu

andres does not have job so he stays at home whilst his wife slaves away in the fields and he eats all the berries for himself

paths

no explanation required

ruston rustler

ruston rustler plays the drums, and rillaboom is known as the drummer pokemon

also ruston rustler

while researching pokemon i found this one who looks like he is doing construction like mr rustler himself

boone goon

if i had to guess i would say boone drinks tea and apparently there is a tea cup pokemon

mary




Sunday, August 8, 2021

top 10 fruit

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the blog. today i will be discussing my top favorite fruits. let us begin

10.blueberry

i think blueberries are hit or miss. sometimes they are soft and not that great but other times they are crisp and i particularly like when they are sour!

9.pineapple

a pineapple is actually a really good fruit to eat in my opinion. however. they mess my stomach up when i eat them so i have to rank them low because well if you dont like me how can i rank highly?

8.strawberry


at this point i would have to say the strawberry. not the worlds best fruit in my opinion, but it is a good one to have. it goes well with a lot of thing and they make for a great snack

7.watermelon

folks this could be a controversial opinion. watermelon is a very popular fruit amongst all people. and i agree that the best watermelon is about as good as it gets. however most watermelons are not that great. i often have melon that is ok, still tasty and everything, but nothing special. and i often have to smell rotten watermelon at my job and that is very gross so it comes in at number 7 spot

6.apple

you look at these apples and tell me your mouth doesnt start watering. i personally love honey crisp apple, stayman apple, snapdragon apple. do not like any apple that falsely claims to be 'delicious'

5.peach

what is there to say other than a peach is a quality fruit. now i personally eat it just like an apple and bite right into it but some people say im weird for that because they dont like the fuzz. i dont care i gnaw right in.

4.kiwi

at the number 4 spot we have kiwi. it is exotic folks. when i bite into the kiwi it gives my brain a good feeling. i dont know how to explain it but it goes straight to the brain and i like it 

3. mongoose

very much like the kiwi, the mongoose goes straight to the brain. i eat this and i feel goodness in the brain. people i truly dont understand it, but i like it and it gives a shiver. one thing i do not like about mongoose is its hard to cut but that does not take away from its excellent taste and brain feels

2.grape

at the silver medal i have to say grapes, particularly the red ones. i start eating these bad boys and i cant stop. ive eaten full 3 pound bags at once. i even think to myself  'ok this will be the last one' and then the last one is so good i have to have another handful. and then another... its so amazing i could eat this all day long

1. ruston rustler


my all time favorite fruit has to be ruston rustler himself. weve been through a lot together. friends for such a long time. not a day has gone by that i havent thought about ruston rustler since we became friends. and yes i accept him for who he is i love him all the same!

ok that is it for todays entry. hope you enjoyed, hope to see you next time. stay safe out there everyone!