Wednesday, May 17, 2023

i know what undies you wear

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the first blogpost of 2023. im doing pretty good how are you? well today i would like to give my predictions on what kind of drawls you wear. 

berkshire

i believe berkshire buys a well known "luxury" underwear brand. likely makes sure the band is showing when his shirt lifts up so the public can see he does such. variety of colors

pop

once a year pop purchases whatever generic 5 pack is on sale at walmart. the decision process takes less than 10 seconds

cst

cst wears star wars underwear and generally tries to get his woman to wear a matching set which she generally doesnt do, but makes him happy for the whole day when she does.

boone

boone only wears one particular obscure brand of underwear that costs $188.42 per pair. made in europe.

ruston rustler

ruston rustler grew up wearing generics and after spending too much time in the compound has tried really hard to up his style. currently wears faux-luxury or knockoff brands hoping nobody will notice

paths


wazzu

wazzu wears what his wife sets out for him. he doesnt know nor care about what it is he just lets her purchase and decide

veru

veru (my friend) is an elite lifter and as such stays prepared by wearing the jock strap. also i believe he wears one of those gimmick underwears where there is like a character face and the johnson is supposed to be its nose but i didnt want to post that 😅

just 

may or may not contain stains