Monday, November 6, 2017

november 6

hello my friends and welcome back to the lifeofwyo blog. it is a somewhat chilly day in wyoming at about 25 degrees. today i will not speak much but i got this chart from 4chan and fill it out for you. this blog dedicated to melan and wazzu who are 2 newest friends. thank you for coming everybody and stay safe.


Monday, October 30, 2017

99 q

ok hello my friends i am right back again with another blog. another great day here in wyoming 37 degrees. still wind today but not as bad as yesterday! ok so today i want to dedicate this blog to slimhuh. even though i do not think slimhuh reads this blog (we will find out today if he do not mention this!) slimhuh has been very good friend for a while now. ok so today is another long one but i hope that is ok!

1. Real name
kellen

2. Nickname
wyo

3. Zodiac Sign
 leo but do not believe this

4. Male or female
man

5. Elementary School
greybull elementary

6. Middle School
greybull middle school

7. High School
greybull high school haha i know very creative

8. Natural Hair Color
kind of light brown

9. Tall or Short
well 6 foot 1 so maybe kind of average

10. Sweats or Jeans
 at home i wear sweat but would not in public

11. Best friends
people who name on background (may add more soon)

12. Phone or Camera
camera

13. Health freak
watch what eat but no

14. Orange or Apple
both good food. i take honeycrisp apple

15. Do you have a crush on someone
does it count if marry

16. Eat or Drink
eat

17. Piercings
no

18. Pepsi or Coke
i answer this yesterday, do not drink soda but my dad hated pepsi

19. Been in a airplane
no and hope never will

20. Been in a relationship
somehow someway yes

21. Been in a car accident
no thank goodness

22. Been in a fist fight
as little chap

23. First piercing
but i just said no

24. First best friend
i would say his name was justin

25. First award
history award in school i won every year 😎

26. First crush
alex mach (not the falcon center!!)

27. First word
i do not know

28: First love
see 26 o_O

29. Last person you talked to in person
guy i work with

30. Last person you texted
boss

31. Last person you watched a movie with
it was my dad if that show you how long ago it has been since watch movie with someone.

32. Last food you ate
original cheerios 👌👌

33. Last movie you watched
i believe that was star wars episode 7

34. Last song you listened to
right now from the inside by linkin park is on radio (how did it know my squad)

35. Last thing you bought
just normal grocery. bread, milk and stuff like this

36. Last person you hugged
kayla

FAVORITES:
37. Food
mac n cheese which i eat one time a year

38. Drinks
lemon lime gatorade

39. Bottoms
o_O just any thing i guess

40. Flower
do not have favorite. (do not know what is what to be honesst!)

41. Animal
owl and buffalo

42. Colors & Shades
color - black and grey
shade - 😎

43. Movie
again i do not watch much movie but i like old movie 'stand by me'

44. Subject
history
 
[[Put an X in the brackets if yes]]
45. [x]fallen in love with someone.
46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
47. [] had your heart broken.
48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
49. [x] had someone like you. ( what happen to question 50 and 51 )
52. [ ] had an abortion. o_O
53. [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] did something you regret.
54. [x] broken a promise.
55. [] hid a secret.
56. [x] pretended to be happy.
57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
58. [x] pretended to be sick.
59. [] left the country.
60. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
61. [] cried over the silliest thing.
62. [x] ran a mile.
63. [] went to the beach with your best friend.
64. [] got into an argument with your friends.
65. [x] hated someone. (ut transfer)
66. [x] stayed single for 2 years.


CURRENTLY
67. Eating
nothing

68. Drinking
also nothing

69. Listening
radio - sam cooke wonderful world (this is different station from before haha)

70.Sitting/Laying
 um i am actually kind of doing both at the same time. i know that sound weird but its more laying than sitting i guess

71. Plans for today
hope i dont have to move any today haha

72. Waiting
not really on anything

73. Want kids
not really up to me to decide haha

74. Want to get married
😎

75. Career
ok i would not say this is a career but i am currently working in a store. meat department, produce and stocking because for some reason they keep moving me around day to day

Relationships:
76. Lips or eyes
eye

77. Shorter or Taller
short

78. Romantic or spontaneous
 not the romantic type could you have ever guess that

79. Hook-up or relationship
long term

80. Interracial or Same Race
o_O i prefer same race

81. Long Distance or Near You
well who would perfer  long distance.

82. Looks or personality
personality but let be real people you can not be ugly beast!

HAVE YOU EVER:
83. Lost glasses/contacts
do not need these items

84. Snuck out of a house
not a house

85. Held a gun/knife
who is this question made for? california person? of course i have done this

86. Killed somebody
no

87. Broken someone's heart
i would be absolutely shocked

88. Been in love
yes

89. Cried when someone died
a lot unfortuanate

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
90. Yourself
no

91. Miracles
i saw patriots win after being down 28-3 in second half so yes. sidewalk bee if you are reading this i am sorry my friend

92. Love at first sight
yes

94. Santa Claus
where is 93. no but i did for loonger than i think most people do

95. Aliens
no and i hope they not real

96. Ghosts
no

TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now
might sound bad but at this exact second no not really haha

98. Do you know who your real friends are
check the wall

99. Have you ever cheated
on test? yes i am sorry to say

ok people that is todays blog thank you for reading. after reading it myself it is not as interesting as others but i hope you maybe got something you liked from it. thank you my friends and stay safe.







Sunday, October 29, 2017

many question

hello my friends. welcome back to the life of wyo blog. thank you for joining me today. the current weather is 46 degree farenheit with very strong wind. well today i have a lot of free time and i wanted to do kind of lengthy blog i hope you dont mind. you do not have to read all at once if do not want. by the way i will dedicate this blog to berkshire who make me want to start doing blogs again. round of applause for berkshire. 👏 today i will be answering some this or that questions.

Dog or Cat?
dog for me. i think cats are very cute animal but they too stressful for me haha. also my mom was allergic so could never have one as kid anyway. rest in peace to my dog jasper.

Netflix or YouTube?
youtube. i do not have netflix because, do not tell anybody, but i will just download! favorite youtube channel is uberhaxornova.

Phone Call or Text?
depend who talking to usually say text but will want to talk to some people. although there is only one person who really text or call me so it does not really matter haha

Toast or Eggs?
well this very strange question yes? why toast and egg they usually seen as together not seperate so weird to have one without other. i actually have not had either these food in a while. i guess egg, which i like scramble.

Cardio or Weights?
 yeah ok.

Facebook or Twitter?
i do not have either and do not like the twitter 'culture' and do not like zuckberg. i take 4chan. (actually use 8chan more now)

Ice Cream Cone or Snow Cone?
another things i have not had recently. i prefer ice cream just in bowl so i will say snow cone. by the way people, didnt you hate when you were in school and you would get one of those little styrophoam ice cream cups and they gave you a wood spoon. absolutely terrible!

Mobile Games or Console Games?
console. i have a hard time getting into mobile game because i will never give money to game and most are too repetive for me (says guy who play madden everyday)

While walking: Music or Podcasts?
the sound of nature. chirp chirp

iOS or Android?
i do not really know about either of these. 

Form or Function?
i do not know what you are asking me here. if you are asking about robot which i assume i will take robot who does good work over good look robot.

Pop or Indie?
i am not too big on either. i guess indie win by default but not something i would say i listen to.

Cake or Pie?
 ok this may sound terrible to you pepole but i do not like either. i know it sound crazy but i just dont like these. when i was a little chap my mom would bake me a humoungous cookie haha :)

Swimming or Sunbathing?
i do not really like to get wet o_O but i have never sunbathe in my life so i take the swim. although swim also kind of scare me because almost drown as little chap.

High-tech or Low-tech?
i am low tech person really. i do not use much technology stuff but if i was going to i dont thik i would have a problem learning how to use it.

Big Party or Small Gathering?
by myself. do not like to be around but 1 person anybody else and i get too anxious. i know sound crazy but i have always been like and i can not help this :((

New Clothes or New Phone?
new clothes although i do not get new clothes often. one of my bosses (who do not like me but the others do) see me in public recently and say 'wow look snazzy' why yes i know ;)

Rich Friend or Loyal Friend?
loyal friend of course. i would choose people whose name on blog background any day over some body who do not like me but i can benefit from.

Football or Basketball?
football of course! wow just think of it like this - if no football then how would have ever met you, the person read this right now!

Work Hard or Play Hard?
well i work hard and more play very soft haha i do not usually do very physical activity for fun

Nice Car or Nice Home Interior?
i am not a car guy. but also home is mess so there is that

What’s worse: Laundry or Dishes?
i do not mind to do either but i would prefer to do dish

Jogging or Hiking?
hiking would be more fun for me. 

Bath or Shower?
yeah i am not going to sit in my own nasty

Sneakers or Sandals?
sneeks although i only ever have 2 pair at a time.

Glasses or Contacts?
i do not have either but if needed would just wear the glasses because contact actually seem kind of scary to me. 

Hamburger or Taco?
ok this 2 more things i do not eat. i have actually never eat taco in my life. unrelated - my dad was working (construction) one day and his company was working on the same job as another company who was all mexicans and my dad said he saw one mexican eat 9 full sized burritos for lunch. 9 burrito for this mexican! wow my dad said he avoided the porta potty that mexican went to for the rest of the week haha.

Couch or Recliner?
i always pick couch

Online Shopping or Shopping in a Store?
i perfer online because do not have to leave home but sometime if buy clothes it can lead to un satisfatction.

Receive: Email or Letter?
well i do not get either. actually anytime i do get either i get nervous about what it could be!

Passenger or Driver?
 no i do not like to drive.

Tablet or Computer?
 laptop for me.

Most important in a partner: Intelligent or Funny?
well considering my life choice i am forced to pick funny because lord know kayla not smart! let  hope she do not find this blog haha

Car or Truck?
i do not have preference but i admit feel kind of cool in truck 😎

Blue or Red?
well depend on the shades. the best red better than the best blue but in general i pick blue

Money or Free Time?
 interesting question. my initial thought was money but i will take free time instead.

Amusement Park or Day at the Beach?
oh no no no either one will be bad day because way to many people. 

At a movie: Candy or Popcorn?
 i have not been to movie in long time and if i went today i do not think i would want anything but as kid i wanted popcorn

Pen or Pencil?
 pencil and i like wooden pencil more than mechanical

Toilet paper: Over or Under?
 over

Cups in the cupboard: Right Side Up or Up Side Down?
interesting. i put mine upside down but did not realize this before.

Pancake or Waffle?
 waffle because i like the squares.

Coke or Pepsi?
 do not drink soda but my dad hated pepsi so i choose coke.

Coffee Cup or Thermos?
 another interesting question. i say in general i would prefer cup

Blinds or Curtain?
 i have both just to make sure nobody can see me o_O

Train or Plane?
 i would be very afraid to fly.

Phone or Phablet?
phablet?? how can you even make this mistake!! but i actually would choose tablet although strongly perfer labtop

Iced Coffee or Hot Coffee?
hot. well warm.

Meat or Vegetables?
i would actually choose fruit

International Vacation or a New TV?
give me the tv i do not want to leave home

Save or Spend?
i save money and then out of nowhere buy stupid stuff

Honesty or Other’s Feelings?
well it depend on situation. i have such a hard time making people sad that i would probably hide truth if it kept them happy

Coffee or Tea?
 choco milk

TV or Book?
who read???

Movie at Home or Movie at the Theater?
home

Ocean or Mountains?
mountains of wyoming of course. also like appalachian mountain.

Horror Movie or Comedy Movie?
 comedy

City or Countryside?
i could never live in place with big population.

Winter or Summer?
 tend to like winter

Mac or PC?
 pc i guess

Console Gaming or PC Gaming?
call me old man but i prefer console

Soup or Sandwich?
sandwich

Card Game or Board Game?
oh i like bboth of these but if had to choose i tend to like card game

Classical Art or Modern Art?
modern art is not art. 

Beer or Wine?
 choco milk

Camping or Binge Watching Shows at Home?
interesting. i do not mind camping and i do not usually like to watch same thing for long time so i will actually choose camp

Working Alone or Working in a Team?
well it depend on activity. if it is something i know how to do i will choose a lone 100% of time but if i dont know how to do it/not confident in doing it i will choose team haha

Dine In or Delivery?
you will not find delivery here so go in to order and then take it with me to leave haha. although do not eat out anymore

Sweater or Hoodie?
hoodie

Comic Book or Comic Strips?
i do not read either but would choose strip i guess.

Motorcycle or Bicycle?
neither 

Book or eBook?
do not read but would perfer actual book

When sleeping: Fan or No Fan?
 i do not mind the noise but i hate if it is blowing on me.

Ninjas or Pirates?
pirate.

TV Shows or Movies?
tv


ok that was a lot of question! i hope you all enjoyed to read this and once again thank you to berkshire. ok so expect more blogs in the near future everybody thank you and stay safe!

Friday, October 27, 2017

dog day

ok hello my friends i am thankful you check in today. it about 40 degree here and is good day. now boy and girl (well probably not girl), today blog is a very special one yes. why special? well for many reasons, yes is first blog in while, but this blog is special because it is dedicate to my good friend ruston rustler. yes ruston rustler is a boy i met over year ago and has been good friend since! well he was boy when met but is now man! ruston rustler was feel blue yesterday and had suggestion for write about dogs so i will do this for him to maybe make better.

first dog will talk to you about is hound dog

this is my number once pooch. this kind in particular
this nice dog don't you think? this is best varyation of best kind of dog in my opinion. i like his ears and color. also has a nice howl. oooooooo!

my dad also like hounds and this was his favorite
he is bloodhound. my dad really liked these dog. he like the big floppy ears and the wrinkly face. personally do not love these because always look so sad.

although my dad loved hound he did not like this one
this is basset hound. he is similar to first dog but yet dad did not like. his reason for not liking always make me laugh "dog is too low to the dadgum ground". haha i can not think of why being "low to ground" is reason to dislike but is very funny to me!

next dog we talk about is very important one
yes this is ruston rustler himself. no i am just kidding but this bull dog! the face (and backside!) of the lasiagno tech athletic squads! now what do think of this dog? well he is small (like ruston rustler) and ferocious dog. this dog probably one of most well known in world! i will say that he is not a favorite of mine but i do like this dog. just do not bite me!

this next dog is another well known dog
these are labs and can be very good dogs. i think these dogs can be good for everybody. i think these dogs here in picture have very handsome face.

ok so moving on
he is german sheppard. you know this dog is hit or miss for me. i like this one in picture but some others i do not like so much. i like when these dogs multi color more than when they almost all black or all brown. as you know i like flop ear so this not my favorite but he can pull off the upright ear.

ok and here we have...
dalmatian. now i will be honest people i do not love him. to me this dog just ugly version of lab posted earlier. but i can not hate him for being ugly and i will root for this dog to have good life anyway even if ugly to me.

who do we have here. this is corgi. now this dog is seemingly opposite of everything like in dog but yet really like anyway. he do not have the flop ear, like anyway. he low to ground, like anyway. he very fat, like anyway. i say good dog.

yes he just very majestic dont you think so. wow very handsome young man here. this border collie by the way. if could change one think be make his ear little bigger!

gross! how do see! i am sorry to any sheepdog who read this but you need haircut!

this dog also very ugly to me but boy he do look warm.

i know this very controversial dog. some people love some people hate. well it is ok dog for me. i like these best when young but can be ok when old.

wow here is dog that is very strong! yes he is not what normally like but some of these dog very handsome and i do tend to like the pitbull. mr worldwide. i just do not want to fight this dog!

well i would not say this dog likely to be elect prom king because he very ugly face. but this dog always make me laugh with how dumb he is. yo quiero taco bell!


well that is all i will do today blog but you can expect more in coming days. ruston rustler i hope you ok and have great day. anybody reading this, if you see ruston rustler today tell him something nice. ok everybody thank you for reading this blog and stay safe my friends.










Tuesday, June 27, 2017

6/27/17

ok hello my friends. yes i know it has been a long time but here i am coming at you with fresh blog. as always it is very hot right now :( up at 87 degrees.

 so today is something very dumb that maybe you will not like but maybe you will and here is the idea: what classes would the members of our crew be if we were in video game or something? well after getting to know every body this is what i come up with

warrior/swordsman : chicagoseminoletalker
mage : slim
archer : berkshire
thief : jake bentley

necromancer : thrawn

"tank" : veru

healer: rudy

family dog : ruston rustler
let me tell you one thing people, i would not want to fight this family! i will maybe add more people later but this is what i had time for now. i hope you enjoyed although i know this was very dumb. thank you people for giving me a few minutes of day. thank you and stay safe!

Thursday, June 1, 2017

6/1/17

hello my friends and welcome. i am not sure but i think it must be about 90 degrees today. well today was my first day at new job... and it was not quite what expected!! so i applied to work in produce section and that is what my job title is in, but apparently im only going to be doing that about half the time, and the other half of the time im going to be a meat boy. i did not sign up to be meat boy! well they will have to teach me what to do but i will try my hardest and be the best meat boy i can be.

ok so here are some questions i found for today

1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

 anfernee. also i knew a maxamillion who would get mad if you said max, so you had to say the whole thing which was weird but it is not a bad name.

2. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

the bad memes. but maybe i am too optimistic that the normans can figure out high quality memes.

3. What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

i could just borrow one of ruston rustlers fedoras

ok by the way people this is not one of the questions but i just remembered this and wanted to tell story. one time i was growing something in my yard i think watermelon, and it was getting almost fully grown and as i was looking out my window one day a truck came by and 2 mexicans got out and stole my fruit!! like they just picked it up and walked away and jumped back into car with my watermelon. why!

4. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

i would get rid of soccer ball and then euros would have to watch good sports.

5. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

skinned racoon head. just the head hanging up the same way somebody would normally put a deer head

6. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

 ruston rustler is george costanza

7. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

well i filled in as cashier at a store before and one person bought two things: baseball bat and cabbage lol

8. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

lol imagine if world leaders played yugioh vs each other and then the leader of iraq or something gets triggered by a female card with hair showing lol

9. Is a hotdog a sandwich?
 
no i do not believe so

10. What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?

                                              
well as you can already see with all the new disney princess movies somehow the females are all much stronger and braver than the men. i am sure its just a matter of time before they rewrite cinderella to where she saves prince charming and make peter pan transgender. 😨


ok that is all for today people thank you and stay safe!

Sunday, May 28, 2017

new life of wyo

hello my friends and welcome to the new and improved life of wyo blog. i am your host. what kind of things can you expect from this blog you may ask. stories, lists, memories, life updates, and more. if you want me to talk about something in blog, you can anonymosly send suggestion here https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSereqePp1TaIa0BYxgJ9IQBz5R_SzWUVNi6toOnHOf_drCEQg/viewform. right now it is 75 degrees and mr sun shines his rays of death on me constantly now.

so what i will talk to you about today is a day i will never forget. this happened over 10 years ago. it was just like any other day, my parents sitting in living room and me in my room playing game. for absolutely no reason i decide to pause the game and go into living room and open the front door to look out. and i am lucky i did. i lived in an very secluded area that was surround by woods on 3 sides, the left, right, and behind house. with the front side looking into the road. i open the door and look right and slitely behind, and i see some smoke. i ask my mom to come look and as soon as she saw it i knew we were in trouble. i could not yet see the fire but when i saw her reaction i knew it was big. me and my parents rush inside house and mom calls fire dept. and we all took what was important to us from the house to put into the car trunk. while we are doing this a friend of mine from school, jacob, was driving by and i guess saw the smoke and stopped at our house and without asking just started grabbing empty boxes from the back of his truck and helped us get stuff. by the time we were done packing up the fire made sure we knew of its precense. being surrounded by fire on 3 sides is a site to see but what truly stuck with me was the smell. the firemen were doing the best they could and i thank them for it, but we are too small of a place to have enough people to stop this thing fast enough. my family, and jacob, drive away knowing what was going to happen. my family drives to my aunts house and we spend the rest of the day there. my mom calls fire dept at night and they say its still burning, but it should stop by the end of the night. morning comes and we drive back home hoping the house would still be there, but it was all gone. the only place i had known my whole life gone. not just the home, but the entire area around it all gone. somewhat nearby is where my grandparents lived, they had died years before and left house to my dad but we never sold the house or anything, and we moved in there. we are lucky to have this though and i am just happy that my parents were still with me. when i first went back to school i could not help but offer everything i had on me to jacob. it was only like 10 dollars but he helped us so much i had to do it, but he would not take it knowing we could really use it. from the day he helped us on i always had a great respect for him, he was always my friend but not someone you really expect to do this. i have not seen him since high school graduation but i will usually think about him at least once a week and i hope he is living a great life. i do not think he lives close by anymore so i probably will not get to see him again. i kind of feel like i owe him something and will never get to repay a debt, but anyways that is not really important. by the way i guess i left out a pretty big part of the story. after a few days we learned the cause of the fire was arson. the person who lived the closest to us set the woods on fire and left. i will never know why he did it. i know i shouldnt think this way but i will sometimes wonder if he did it because of us. every once in a while i will go by my old home and look around and it is still bad. a once beautiful area looks like a wasteland. but things happen i guess. we all moved on, kept living our lives in our new home. by the way i do not want you to feel sorry for me. yes i lost my home and many material items over sinceless crime, but i did not lose my family and that is all that matters.

well there you have it for today. other things already on my list for upcoming blogs
  • album review for anthony
  • stories about my most embarassing moments
  • your suggestions
make sure you leave me some topic ideas and make sure you come back to read more blogs! :) thank you very much my friends, stay safe.