stanford all high character team

alright hello everyone and welcome to the blog. what will we discuss today? well...

the true fact that i like that stanford always have good white players haha. lets meet the boys on offense

at quarterback we have andrew luck. finished 2nd place in heisman in 2010 and 2011.

at running back we have toby gerhart. finished 2nd in heisman in 2009

also at runningback we have christian mccaffrey. finished 2nd in heisman in 2015.

at tightend we have coby fleener

also at tightend we have zach ertz

at wide receiver we have number 2

on the o line we have these guys

these guys

these guys

these guys, but not number 73.

alright guys i think that will be it for today. thank you for stopping by and have a nice day. stay safe!

the coup basketball finals part 1

 ok hello everybody and lets jump right into it shall we. so i, alongside the great ruston rustler, held a draft to acquire players, like you, for the upcoming coup basketball finals. the order of the draft will remain private but the final outcome looked like this.

team rustler

ruston rustler - pg

ruston rustler is the team captain. is he a natural born leader, he trains cardio daily, and he may rely too much on analytics forgoing common sense. nba comparison - selfish steve nash

berkshire - sg

berkshire is a great friend, which relates to being a great teammate. he is the fastest man on the court. a 3 point specialist who is always running behind screens. he might forget to show up to a game. nba comparison - kyle korver

pop - sf

popovich doesnt wear any of the flashy equipment the other guys wear, because he doesnt want someone to make fun of him. he is related to one of the top 5 basketball coaches of all time, but he might give up after missing a shot nba comparison - kawhai leonard without drive for greatness

paths - pf

 paths has the highest testosterone on the court. ok with not putting up numbers if it means getting to win. old. nba comparison - lakers karl malone

wazzu - c

  wazzu is the chairman of the boards. 99 rebounding, tremendous size and girth could cause opponents problems, tremendous size and girth could cause him problems, slowest player on the court. nba comparison - glen 'big baby' davis

team cowboy

simanon - pg

 simon is the smallest man on the court, highest basketball iq, but size may cause him to get overpowered. nba comparison -  unathletic muggsy bogues.

sg - boone

 boone is successful in all aspects of life, hopefully leading to w's on the court, however, he is incredibly nice, which could lead to poor defensive effort in hopes his opponents will have more fun. nba comparison - joe harris

melan - sf

 melan is the most aggressive player on the court. gives full defensive effort, will take the shot when his team needs a bucket. however his aggressive nature could cause him to fight his own teammates. nba comparison - ron artest

cst - pf

 cst is a player who wont let his many past failures bother him. he is the most phsyiclaly dominant player on the court, however, he may try psyche himself trying too hard to impress any females watching. nba comparison - dwight howard if he was a foot shorter

wyo - c

wyo is, reluctantly, captain of the team. he gets to matchup against wazzu, decent at many things, but lacks dominant skill. nba comparison - jonas valnciunas 

so there you have your teams. all players were created to be 75 overall. and have exact clones of themselves to be substitutes if needed.  who do you think will win the best of 7 series? well lets take a look at game 1

 yes its true folks. team rustler came away with the victory in game 1. the game was extraordinarily clsoe throughout, with the final margin of 9 being the largest of the game. most of the game was played within a single possession, until ruston rustler himself took over in the final minutes. lets see how the players did

as you can see, there was a dominant scoring performance by ruston rustler and wazzu. with berkshire being a fantastic teammate just as predicted. pop had a very well rounded game getting close to finishing with a triple double, and paths and his clone combined for 12 and 8 with a bunch of winning plays. great job guys!

for team cowboy, it was a great team effort. simon was a great facilitator with 4 unshown steals. boone put up 21/7/5, nba all star numbers!, melan had similar stats, while also hitting many big shots throughout the game, cst had the lone double double on the team, however fouling out and almost fouling out again with his clone. and wyo put up a well balanced game. great effort team.

 

well thats it for part 1 of the series, we'll see how the next game goes!

why washington state is great

ok hello everybody and welcome back to life of wazzo. today we will be discussing why my cougars are one of premier teams in athletics. today it is 36 degrees here in pullman. very cloudy like usual. i have not seen the sun in the past 6 years. i like to walk outside and get drenched in a downpour of rain. anyways, well start with football, in which the washington state cougars are the greatest of all time.

so, firstly you want to know how these cats are the best team of all time? well just look at records against rivals

• vs idaho 72-17
• vs oregon state 54-47
• vs washington 32-74
• vs eastern washington 4-1

winning record against everyone and anyone who matters. yes we may be under .500 all time, but we hired nick rolovich who was 1 game over .500 at hawaii, so that success should translate immedittely here.

we also play basketball in washingotn state. did you know that wshington state cougars were 1941 national runner ups? you do now. 1941 also the last year we won our conference regular season. before tony bennett, the most recent head coach to win a national champiosnhip went to virginia do you knkow where he was? washington state university cougars. 😏


ok so who are some of the greats who come from the washington state university?

• drew bledsoe - qb so good that tom brady was his backup in the nfl
• craig ehlo - part of michael jordans most famous play
• ryan leaf - 2nd overall pick in 1998 nfl draft. 
• lavar ball - could beat michael jordan 1 on 1
• gardner minshew - has mustache 

ok everybody well i hope that you enjoy the blog and i hope you will come back and see me again next time. i hope everybody have a great day and everybody stay safe please!



april fool 😎

combine measurements

hello everybody and welcome back to the blog.today is a solid 43 degrees outside. very ok! ok so today i have an interesting topic that doesn't take much time for you to read. with the nfl combine underway, i thought it would be fun to see how i measure up to the great athletes.

height: 6'2" 1/8 inch
weight: 220 lbs
hand size: 9 1/2 inches
wingspan: 75 inches

what do you think of my measurables? pretty average i would say. closest comparison from this year is jake fromm at 6'1" 7/8, 219 lbs, 8 7/8" hands, and 75 inch wingspan.

how do i do on the wonderlic test?

86th percentile. i am disappointed in myself and i vow to do better.

dr evaluation - good health and no concern for serious injury. frequent right shoulder pain occasional lower back pain. occasional left wrist pain.

i would be able to pass the drug test.

i want to also do the physical tests but i have a hard time finding the space for it. i may be able to record or may not we will see.

well that is all for today. thank you everybody for coming by. it means a lot to me. thank you and stay safe my friend

super bowl 54

ok hello my friends and welcome to the blog. it is 61 degree currently. so i don't have much to say today other than this is the end of the nfl season. has been good season. i congratulations to kyler murray of the azirona cardinal the nfl offensive rookie of the year. kyler murray is very small human being but he will win championship for cardinal soon. larry fitzgerald returning again because he know the great potential of kyler murray. also the xfl is coming soon. stay tuned to the blog for updates on st louis battle hawks. ok so back to nfl chandler jones finished 19 sacks, just .5 below nfl best. he is best pass rusher in nfl he led league in 2017 season. also patrick peterson still elite nfl corner, best in nfl. budda baker 2 pro bowl in 3 year. up and coming legend. christian kirk top young wr in nfl. this team has very bright future although not love coach kingbury

final score tonight 49ers win super bowl 37-31

top 10 live mascots

ok hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. the weather today is pretty nice. currently 57 degrees and very windy but its sunny. its a lovely day outside. so today im going to do a reader request! yes my friends, the impeccable chicagoseminoletalker asked me to share my top mascots. and i thought this was a great idea. please everyone give a hand to cst.

today we are going to focus on live mascots. i will do the costumed freaks another day! now i do not know every mascot. im looking at a list but it doesn't have pictures. i know a lot of them and im trying to look for pictures of the ones i don't know but i may miss some.

the top 10

10. texas a&m - reveille

this is a very nice pooch. she is very elegant looking

9. army - the mules

these mules as black as death itself. as black as an nba locker room. stike fear into opponents

8.lsu - mike the tiger

thats a big kitty. look at him hes a cutie. hes got muscles and look at that tail! 😻

7. texas - bevo

i just like this fellow. very unique creature. such long horns. hey wait!

6.san diego state - monty the warrior

i dont think monty is still used because he was accused of being racist

5.florida state -  osceola and renegade

this guy is really cool when he plants the spear. and its on fire! look at that horse too i like his spots. nice feather

4. washington - dubs

do not mess with him. he will bite your head off. he is fierce. he is so strong. this guy has muscles like he has been locked up in the pound for the last 10 years with nothing to do but pump iron.

3.northern illinois - mission

look at this little pup he is a very cute dog. handsome eyes.

rest in peace to diesel, the former live mascot.

his memory will live on forever.

2. colorado - ralphie

its a buffalo! the animal on the flag of wyoming. he is fast and fuzzy. i like his horns. i liked it when he pooped on midfield a couple years back

1. wyoming - cowboy joe

the clear winner of the contest. standing at 7167 feet tall (with elevation of laramie included) this horse is unmatched. with locks unrivaled even by rapunzel. cowboy joe has so much power he must be contained by the body guards at all time.

look at this face.

ok thank you everybody for reading the blog. join me again next time for the other mascot rankings. i appreciate you and hope you have a great day. stay safe.

national championship

ok hello my friends and welcome back to the blog. its a cloudy 61 degrees in my location. people, its a big day. you know me people. i am big fan of the college football and today is a championship game. today we will talk discuss the season a bit.

so first thing i want to do is congratulate the wyoming cowboy on a great season. wyoming went 8 wins and 5 times they fought hard and gave 100 percent effort and would have died on that field for the brown and yellow but did not  come out victorious.

but even more impressive? the fact that cowboys went undefeated at home. yes, 6 squads came to laramie to fight the boys, and 6 squads left with heads hanging low. 6 times the wyo faithful cheered loud and sent praise to the hardworking student athletes. i would like to give a special shoutout to sean chambers. he was the wyo qb for 8 games until injury. he is a black fellow and he can run.

as for the game tonight. lsu wins 42-28