why losuiona tech is great

ok hello everybody and welcome back to life of lousi. today we will be discussing why my bulldawgs are one of premier teams in athletics, its a chilly day in ruston at 42 degrees. very different from the beatufil 100+ degree weather with humidity that im used to. today i walked outside and didnt even immediate break out into sweat so something is wrong. anyways, well start with football, in which the lasoiuana tech bulldogs are the greatest team of all time.

ok so i know what youre thinking. how can these dawgs be the best team of all time. when you just look at the state of laosuiana, those dawgs are 1-19 against lsu. heck those dawgs are 0-9 against tulane. ok ok so thats true but!!! how about the state flagship the university of loasiana lafayette? yes my dawgs are 48-33 against them. still question that we are great? well what about out record vs the state flagship the university of lousinana monroe? oh yes my friends. dawgs 29-13. still not enough for you, hoe? well i will tell you these dawgs have winning record against grambling, nichols state, southern, and southeastern lousiaono. this should prove to doubters that dawgs are best in the state? lets see how do we stack up against the other conferences? 

as you can see, we are undefeat against the university of virginia, a team who just made the final 4. and tied with florida state, who is king of acc. acc also has virginia tech and georgia tech, so if expansion they will look for another tech. we would fit well in this league.

once again, michigan state final 4. we can compete

loasiuna tech is used to playing on the west coast when we were in the wac. record shows we can compete with the pac 12.

winning record against alabama. nuff said.
so you can see here that we compete well with all of the power conferences. lets take a look at how we have obliterated the group of 5

now we look at one last thing. town of ruston itself. ok people so ruston is a town that is 42% black. soon we will be majority black city. we are very diverse. this is great stuff people. lots of great culture coming to ruston. famous people who graduate from laosaiana tech include
ik enemkpali (class '14) - guy who punch geno smith
josh schobee (class '04) - guy who miss every field goal for steelers few year ago
luke mccown (class '04)- most interesting backup qb
ruston rustler (class '27) - good friend of mine

so there you have it people. dawgs.





april fools 😎i do not mean rude things to lasiagno tech or fans such as ruston rustler it is all joke! ruston rustler is my friend and want great things in life for him. but friends do this thing yes? happy april fool day ruston rustler