the 2025 post

 Alright hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. In honor of yesterday being the, what will become, annual university of Wyoming cowboys appreciation day, I thought I’d give a little update on my life to the viewers. 

So an update on my job, i still work at the grocery store. It was sold to another, smaller company and it changed quite a bit. After about 6 months the produce manager quit and I got promoted to that position. Since then, the department has turned around completely. There are 3 ways we measure success. When Howard left we were first in sales by a small margin, last in gross profit percentage (the most important metric to the owner) and middle of the pack in distribution percentage. Since I took over we lead the entire company (granted 20~ stores) in sales by a large margin (35% higher than second), gross profit percentage, and distribution percentage. A clean sweep 😎. With that being said, I am currently trying to leave. I put in an application and did an interview at my county sheriff office to work in the jail. He said they weren’t hiring but would let me know if someone left. Because it’s a very quiet county without much crime people don’t leave very the position very often. Because of this I am considering applying for the same position at my neighboring county. They have high turnover due to the fact that their demographic is, well, let’s say they would for the big majority be more likely to be a Louisville cardinal than they would a Stanford cardinal. So that’s my goal there I’ll update you on if I ever get there. 

Moving onto the more personal stuff, I am in a loving and committed relationship with my girlfriend for just over a year now. This is the happiest I’ve ever been with someone else. I have confidence that I’ve found my life partner. I wish I knew how to explain what I love so much about my Katelynn, but written language could never tell the whole story. 

When she moved in with me, she brought her little dog, Bobby aka da Bob. If you were involved in the ladmas of 2024 you may remember seeing him. Hes a 10 year old Maltese and he’s extremely cute and funny. Very loving. He has potty issues and often wears a diaper inside because he pees every 10 minutes.

 

Maybe a month or 2 after moving in with me, Katelynn saw a kitten someone was giving away on Facebook and wanted to get him, so we took in our little tuxedo cat and named him Batman. He is the most aggressive, fat cat ever. He loves biting people. He loves biting Bobby. Because of this, after about 10 months we decided he needed a friend he could play with, because Bobby is too frail and polite for him. 

 

So we went to a local volunteer caretaker looking for another feline. This woman runs a shelter out of her own property. She had a dozen enclosures all with different cats who had similar needs and personalities, and she operated the place all by herself with one other person. There, we found a nice little Russian blue cat who just wanted to be loved. Tucker, who was renamed Yoshi, was almost 4 years old at the time of adoption and had lived there his entire life. He sticks his tongue out all day and wants to be petted 24/7. He frequently gets abused by Batman. 

Well everyone thats the biggest part of what I’ve been up to.  I hope everyone is well and I am happy to report that I can consider myself a happy man. Thank you for stopping by and stay safe my friends. 

 

i know what undies you wear

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the first blogpost of 2023. im doing pretty good how are you? well today i would like to give my predictions on what kind of drawls you wear. 

berkshire

i believe berkshire buys a well known "luxury" underwear brand. likely makes sure the band is showing when his shirt lifts up so the public can see he does such. variety of colors

pop

once a year pop purchases whatever generic 5 pack is on sale at walmart. the decision process takes less than 10 seconds

cst

cst wears star wars underwear and generally tries to get his woman to wear a matching set which she generally doesnt do, but makes him happy for the whole day when she does.

boone

boone only wears one particular obscure brand of underwear that costs $188.42 per pair. made in europe.

ruston rustler

ruston rustler grew up wearing generics and after spending too much time in the compound has tried really hard to up his style. currently wears faux-luxury or knockoff brands hoping nobody will notice

paths

wazzu

wazzu wears what his wife sets out for him. he doesnt know nor care about what it is he just lets her purchase and decide

veru

veru (my friend) is an elite lifter and as such stays prepared by wearing the jock strap. also i believe he wears one of those gimmick underwears where there is like a character face and the johnson is supposed to be its nose but i didnt want to post that 😅

just 

may or may not contain stains

 

a christmas miracle

 hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. looks like we will not be setting a new record for least amount of posts in a year! so i have a really interesting story that happened to me at work yesterday that i wanted to share with you.

    so there i am stocking my bags of salad when a cashier calls for me to come up front because there was a phone call specifically for me. so i answer and say thanks for calling how can i help you and i hear "hey um, this is kind of awkward but i was just in the store with my friend and she thought you were really cute but was too scared to ask for your number, do you think you could give it to her?" and i was just quiet for a bit because thats such a bizarre thing to hear. but i did see two women in there kind of looking at me so i knew it had to be one of those two. so i was just like um sure and i gave my number out. and it did turn out to be who i thought it was! she's a really pretty 25 year old and weve been having a nice chat since then lol. 

i asked her how she knew my name to ask for me though and she said her friend saw me in there 2 weeks earlier and facetimed her saying how she just saw a really good looking man working at the store and wanted to set her up with me lol. she said they looked all over the stores facebook page trying to see if they ever posted me and they did find one and thats how they knew. then she said as soon as i walked by them yesterday she looked at her friend and said thats gotta be him and she was like "🤤🤤" omegalel

i didnt know i had it like that fellers. lets see how i blow it this time 😅

ok thank you for reading the blog and i hope you come back again real soon. thank you and be safe everyone

results of survery 2022

 alright hello everyone and welcome to everybodys favorite blogsite lifeofwyo. today we will be reviewing the results of the survey and i will provide my own analysis. i compiled all results into 1 image so you just have to click and zoom in to see. also worth noting that i went through and changed the colors because the default colors were wrong and i thought itd be weird for paths to be green, ruston rustler to be yellow etc. without further ado lets see the results

well there you have it everyone. certainly a fun time dont you think? well that is all for today be sure to meet me back here next time at lifeofwyo.blogspot.com for more fun thank you and be safe

how i almost got into a fight at the store.

 hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. this is an unplanned blog that i just felt like making because it is a funny story

so yesterday i was working at the store and this trailer with a boat tied to the back of it and some more cars parked right in front of the building blocking the entrance. im guessing total it was like 50 feet worth. note that i didnt see it all pull up, on sundays i have to get the shopping carts in at the top of every hour im there. as i was going to get them i saw it all, and there was like teenage girls climbing out the windows and stuff to sit on the back while i guess one of their dads or older brother or something went in to buy beer and stuff for them. 

well obviously i couldnt go get the carts because the obstruction so i just told the person up front it would have to wait. i come back like 10-15 minutes later and they are still out there, girls still climbing through windows being obnoxious. and i decide f it im gonna go get them anyways. there is this really small space just not quite wide enough for me to get through in between them and i tell them im going to bring them in either way. so the truck at the very back of the line backed up just enough for me to get through with the buggies and i waved at him as a thanks. i asked one of the teen boys, probably 17, "are you guys gonna move this shit any time soon?" and he says "a- ar- are you gonna do any work any time soon?" and to me this was just the most hilarious thing. i assume he thought this was some kinda cool comeback and i just said nah man probably not and walked back inside. as im going back in i hear the kid telling some older woman, again either mom or older sister or something, and i hear her say f me and give me the bird. oh well.

that brings us to tonight. im closing and im walking up front to clock out and as i approach the register i see a familiar face! i hear that woman telling the cashier how some a-hole who worked here asked them when they were gonna move their shit, and maybe i shouldnt have done this but i speak up and i say 'yeah that was me' and her eyes get big and calls me names or whatever, i already forgot. anyways i just tell her it was just obnoxious for them to be in a no parking zone for that long and have those kids doing that stuff. 

then i guess her husband, who was the guy that i guess came into the store yesterday, came up behind her and started staring at me as the woman is still fussing at me but at this point ive zoned her out and im just smiling at the guy who is staring at me. this angered him and he started yelling at me too telling me how he was gonna knock me out so i said "ok fat boy, im sure" and he started coming up on me telling me im not gonna just smile in his face and say that and act like its not a big deal (editors note: its not). at this point the manager is pushing me into the store office and fat boy is following us. i get pushed behind 2 of my coworkers and fat boy is still yelling at me with them in between us. im still cheesing by the way. the guy insults me for working at a grocery store and telling me how he has more money than me and that whatever im getting paid is too much because im not worth anything. cheesing which has him furious.

anyways after a few more minutes of him telling me how hes so much better than me and insults he finally leaves. my coworker who i have actually become good friends with over this past couple weeks started laughing and then the guy starts yelling at him "you think thats funny flat-bill mother fucker?" note coworker had a flat bill hat on. anyways they leave and i walk out of the office and im just freaking laughing at how mad they were and how i apparently ruined their day twice in a row

may we meet again fat boy and heroin woman.

 

fixing the seasons

 hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. people we have a problem. the climate seasons are either outdated or are just plain wrong. let me explain

you mean to tell me that the majority of the month of june is spring, but the majority of the month of september is summer? you mean to tell me the majority of the month of december is fall, but the majority of march is winter? you know in your heart this is off and should be corrected. luckily for you i know how to fix it

its very simple, december-february is winter. march-may is spring, june-august is summer. september-november is fall. thats it. there is nothing drastic here no hot takes. if it needs to be revised in the future from climate change then we can change it again it shouldn't be off limits to change.

now i hear what some of you poindexters may be saying "but muh solstices". black boy, do you really give a darn the winter solstice because i dont think you do. i wouldnt even know when it was if it wasnt on the calendar.

i dont know who has the power to change this but i say we all send this blog to our local congressmen and see what they can do about it.

results of survey

 alright hello everyone and welcome to thursday night blog action on lifeofwyo everybodies favorite blog site. first order of business, veru logo has been added to the background of the blog finally! 

well lets get right to it. i will post the results in one image you will have to increase the size. a little bit of analysis is also included.

well everyone i hope you enjoy the blog. ruston rustler i am sorry. we are all your friend and we love you and i love you this is just how the votes fell please do not be upset. we would not be here without you! thank you everyone for participating and come back to the blog next time. be safe and have a good night