how i almost got into a fight at the store.

 hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. this is an unplanned blog that i just felt like making because it is a funny story

so yesterday i was working at the store and this trailer with a boat tied to the back of it and some more cars parked right in front of the building blocking the entrance. im guessing total it was like 50 feet worth. note that i didnt see it all pull up, on sundays i have to get the shopping carts in at the top of every hour im there. as i was going to get them i saw it all, and there was like teenage girls climbing out the windows and stuff to sit on the back while i guess one of their dads or older brother or something went in to buy beer and stuff for them. 

well obviously i couldnt go get the carts because the obstruction so i just told the person up front it would have to wait. i come back like 10-15 minutes later and they are still out there, girls still climbing through windows being obnoxious. and i decide f it im gonna go get them anyways. there is this really small space just not quite wide enough for me to get through in between them and i tell them im going to bring them in either way. so the truck at the very back of the line backed up just enough for me to get through with the buggies and i waved at him as a thanks. i asked one of the teen boys, probably 17, "are you guys gonna move this shit any time soon?" and he says "a- ar- are you gonna do any work any time soon?" and to me this was just the most hilarious thing. i assume he thought this was some kinda cool comeback and i just said nah man probably not and walked back inside. as im going back in i hear the kid telling some older woman, again either mom or older sister or something, and i hear her say f me and give me the bird. oh well.

that brings us to tonight. im closing and im walking up front to clock out and as i approach the register i see a familiar face! i hear that woman telling the cashier how some a-hole who worked here asked them when they were gonna move their shit, and maybe i shouldnt have done this but i speak up and i say 'yeah that was me' and her eyes get big and calls me names or whatever, i already forgot. anyways i just tell her it was just obnoxious for them to be in a no parking zone for that long and have those kids doing that stuff. 

then i guess her husband, who was the guy that i guess came into the store yesterday, came up behind her and started staring at me as the woman is still fussing at me but at this point ive zoned her out and im just smiling at the guy who is staring at me. this angered him and he started yelling at me too telling me how he was gonna knock me out so i said "ok fat boy, im sure" and he started coming up on me telling me im not gonna just smile in his face and say that and act like its not a big deal (editors note: its not). at this point the manager is pushing me into the store office and fat boy is following us. i get pushed behind 2 of my coworkers and fat boy is still yelling at me with them in between us. im still cheesing by the way. the guy insults me for working at a grocery store and telling me how he has more money than me and that whatever im getting paid is too much because im not worth anything. cheesing which has him furious.

anyways after a few more minutes of him telling me how hes so much better than me and insults he finally leaves. my coworker who i have actually become good friends with over this past couple weeks started laughing and then the guy starts yelling at him "you think thats funny flat-bill mother fucker?" note coworker had a flat bill hat on. anyways they leave and i walk out of the office and im just freaking laughing at how mad they were and how i apparently ruined their day twice in a row

may we meet again fat boy and heroin woman.

 

fixing the seasons

 hello everyone and welcome back to the blog. people we have a problem. the climate seasons are either outdated or are just plain wrong. let me explain

you mean to tell me that the majority of the month of june is spring, but the majority of the month of september is summer? you mean to tell me the majority of the month of december is fall, but the majority of march is winter? you know in your heart this is off and should be corrected. luckily for you i know how to fix it

its very simple, december-february is winter. march-may is spring, june-august is summer. september-november is fall. thats it. there is nothing drastic here no hot takes. if it needs to be revised in the future from climate change then we can change it again it shouldn't be off limits to change.

now i hear what some of you poindexters may be saying "but muh solstices". black boy, do you really give a darn the winter solstice because i dont think you do. i wouldnt even know when it was if it wasnt on the calendar.

i dont know who has the power to change this but i say we all send this blog to our local congressmen and see what they can do about it.

results of survey

 alright hello everyone and welcome to thursday night blog action on lifeofwyo everybodies favorite blog site. first order of business, veru logo has been added to the background of the blog finally! 

well lets get right to it. i will post the results in one image you will have to increase the size. a little bit of analysis is also included.

well everyone i hope you enjoy the blog. ruston rustler i am sorry. we are all your friend and we love you and i love you this is just how the votes fell please do not be upset. we would not be here without you! thank you everyone for participating and come back to the blog next time. be safe and have a good night

the coup as pokemon

 hello everyone today i will be discussing what pokemon each of you are and then giving a brief description of why i chose that one for you let us begin.

berkshire

electrode looks like the flag of poland

cst

cst is scraggy, because they both wear comically large pant

pop

tympole hurts a little on the inside but tries to hide it

veru

ive been told veru is jacked like machoke

simon

psyduck always has a headache. simons last post said he had a headache

wazzu

andres does not have job so he stays at home whilst his wife slaves away in the fields and he eats all the berries for himself

paths

no explanation required

ruston rustler

ruston rustler plays the drums, and rillaboom is known as the drummer pokemon

also ruston rustler

while researching pokemon i found this one who looks like he is doing construction like mr rustler himself

boone goon

if i had to guess i would say boone drinks tea and apparently there is a tea cup pokemon

mary

top 10 fruit

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the blog. today i will be discussing my top favorite fruits. let us begin

10.blueberry

i think blueberries are hit or miss. sometimes they are soft and not that great but other times they are crisp and i particularly like when they are sour!

9.pineapple

a pineapple is actually a really good fruit to eat in my opinion. however. they mess my stomach up when i eat them so i have to rank them low because well if you dont like me how can i rank highly?

8.strawberry

at this point i would have to say the strawberry. not the worlds best fruit in my opinion, but it is a good one to have. it goes well with a lot of thing and they make for a great snack

7.watermelon

folks this could be a controversial opinion. watermelon is a very popular fruit amongst all people. and i agree that the best watermelon is about as good as it gets. however most watermelons are not that great. i often have melon that is ok, still tasty and everything, but nothing special. and i often have to smell rotten watermelon at my job and that is very gross so it comes in at number 7 spot

6.apple

you look at these apples and tell me your mouth doesnt start watering. i personally love honey crisp apple, stayman apple, snapdragon apple. do not like any apple that falsely claims to be 'delicious'

5.peach

what is there to say other than a peach is a quality fruit. now i personally eat it just like an apple and bite right into it but some people say im weird for that because they dont like the fuzz. i dont care i gnaw right in.

4.kiwi

at the number 4 spot we have kiwi. it is exotic folks. when i bite into the kiwi it gives my brain a good feeling. i dont know how to explain it but it goes straight to the brain and i like it 

3. mongoose

very much like the kiwi, the mongoose goes straight to the brain. i eat this and i feel goodness in the brain. people i truly dont understand it, but i like it and it gives a shiver. one thing i do not like about mongoose is its hard to cut but that does not take away from its excellent taste and brain feels

2.grape

at the silver medal i have to say grapes, particularly the red ones. i start eating these bad boys and i cant stop. ive eaten full 3 pound bags at once. i even think to myself  'ok this will be the last one' and then the last one is so good i have to have another handful. and then another... its so amazing i could eat this all day long

1. ruston rustler

my all time favorite fruit has to be ruston rustler himself. weve been through a lot together. friends for such a long time. not a day has gone by that i havent thought about ruston rustler since we became friends. and yes i accept him for who he is i love him all the same!

ok that is it for todays entry. hope you enjoyed, hope to see you next time. stay safe out there everyone!

a secret identity - a ruston rustler story

 hello everyone. we certainly have a lot to discuss today. let me get straight into it. not everything is as it seems. dont believe everything you see on the internet. for what im about to tell you may disgust you, may horrify you, and will certainly shock you.

it all started with an innocent screenshot. posted by a man we had only known as 'therustonrustler' up to this point. at the bottom of the capture, taken from his personal computer, the name 'dominic' presents itself to any person who may have come across it on the anonymous image board known as 4chan. quickly pointed out, the ruston rustler showed slight, but immediate regret. for the first time there was a real name behind the ever popular rustler. 

that is just where our story begins, for what unfolds next takes a psychopathic turn. as the members of the college football forum on the sports board of 4chan got closer and more tight knit, they took their chats to a more private location, the discord app. it happens, strangers with common interests meet, talk multiple times, become friends. its only logical they would want to know more about the other from a personal standpoint. it got to the point where the group wanted to put a face behind the names. you see, dominic knew this. he had been working behind the scenes the entire time expecting this moment to happen. 

his last name has been established, but since this is a public blog we will not be disclosing the information, and will substitute it with the placeholder name "black". dominic believed if his friends saw his true identity they would no longer wish to associate with him. black is a fairly common name, im sure we all know someone with it. so it wasn't hard for him to find a student at his university to become his marionette. you see, the face behind what we know to be dominic black is not really the man behind the screen. instead, he was hired to be the rustler. with his boyish charm, everyone would be proud of his appearance. 

but if not dominic black, who is the face we all know and love? and how do you explain the facebook page of his? very simple. its exactly why dominic sought out somebody on campus with the same last name. all the puppet had to do was change his first name on facebook to 'dominic' and he would be rewarded handsomely. any possible family member found on there would have the same last name, and there would be no cause for suspicion that it wasnt him. eventually, when the ruston rustler was meant to meet with his friends from online in person, there was no turning back. he had to send out the decoy to keep up his charade. of course, the real dominic had supplied him with the equipment needed to know what to say and how to respond to certain things. he was there dispatching all of what the decoy needed to say.

so just who is that lovable boy with the side swooped hair and glasses? his name is randall. randall black. and he has come to me to let the truth be known. he has made a fortune off of being dominics dummy doll over the years, and he is ready to retire and get it off of his chest. randall claims to have suffered through verbal and physical abuse from dominic, along with mental scars from which he will never recover. randall knows there is risk in his coming out story, but he is willing to take that risk if it means living his own life again. 

dominic 'ruston rustler' black, its time to end this. come clean with what you have done. youve been found out. i dont know why you did this. i dont know what your true appearance is. im asking that you stop making a monkey out of us all and open up to the truth!

/cfb/ history part 1. wyo and smu

 alright hello everyone and welcome to the first edition of /cfb/ history. this will be a multi part look back at some posts from the peak of the college football board on 4chan /sp/. if you have any requests let me know and i will look into it.

today we will focus on my first times posting on the board, as well as a legendary post made by a smu fan. enjoy

they look like pretty good conferences to me... well its time for the smu post. get some snacks causes its a long saga. open up in new tab for zoom in

that was a very sad post history to go through. anyways thank you for coming by people! have a great day. be safe!!!