embarassing stories

hello people. thank you for stopping by. it is another great day in wyoming. cloudy and 38 degrees. very comfy don't you agree? so today i want to tell you some stories. these are stories of things that have happened in my life that i think are very funny looking back on.

so first story - i am in kindergarten. i do not know if your school was the same way but in my school there were small bathrooms big enough for one person in the kindergarten classrooms. so it is normal day in k and i am having fun coloring (inside the lines), cutting and glueing, you know how it is. and then it hits me. i have to go bad. so i get up and walk over to door. open handle and what do i see. taylor, a chinese girl sitting on toilet looking up at me like this 😧. and people here's what i did... i just walk back to my seat. i did not even close door. teacher did not see me get up or open door and walk back, so after i have sit back down she looks up at bathroom door wide open and see taylor and is in shock. she tell taylor to close door while she is still sitting!!! (not where other students could see/hear, she mouthed it to her but i was paying attention because i wanted to make sure i was not in trouble.) that happened near the end of the year and people i am not kidding when i say this after kindergarten taylor moved to another school. i will always wonder if i am the reason that happened and if so if she ever thinks about that. and by the way people i only mention that she is chinese because to this day she is the only chinese person i have ever met, and to think i may have scared her off. taylor if you ever read this i am very sorry.

okay another story. i was going to tell a different one but since we are on the subject of china i will tell this one instead. 5th grade this time. in english class and we had to read book about some chinese-american family about how proud they are to have moved to usa and how they still celebrate chinese customs and hold on to the culture and all that crap. so at end of the book first thing english teachers says is 'so what did we learn about chinese culture' and without even raising my hand i just say 'did you know they eat dogs'. dead silence. after a few seconds my teacher says 'did we learn that in the book' and i drop my head and say no and my friends laugh at me. my best friend jason say 'well there was that part where they were at the dinner table'. thank you for having my back jason. he is very good person people. he was my best friend from elementary school until we graduated and i haven't seen him since grad day. i hope he is doing very good. well it is good thing taylor left huh people 😂

well i will leave it with just those 2 today but people if you enjoy reading these embarassing stories i will do some more in the future. also i promise i do not hate china and i am sorry for even saying they eat dog when i do not know that for a fact. i do not hate china, yao ming was very good player. ok people thank you so much for continuing to read blog. after a big dip in views the last couple blogs are some of most viewed yet, last blog just 3 views away from most viewed. thank you very much people and i hope you have great day. stay safe