Saturday, April 1, 2017

why csu is great

hello people. thank you for joining me on this deliteful day. today i would like to talk to you about the greatest college football team of all time, the colorado state university rams.

now i know what you are thinking 'how can the colorado state university rams be the greatest team? they have a losing record vs both colorado and air force, making them the third best team in the state, if that'. okay that might be true, but what about our winning record vs the lowly wyoming cowboys? yes my friends, the rams have a 12 game edge on the cowboys. now, yes it is true that us rams got most of our wins before the 1950s, and that since 1950 the cowboys have a 39-28 edge in the series including a stretch where them boys won 10 in a row, but that does not matter at all. it also does not matter that wyo has more all time wins and a better all time win%. or the fact that wyo has spent 13 more weeks than us in the ap top 25, or that wyo has had more consensus all americans and a better bowl record than us rams. hey while we are at it, it also does not matter that in basketball the cowboys lead us 133-94 all time. yes it might be true that we blew our chance at the big 12 with our midiocracy the last few years but hey at least we won a lot of games vs the cowboys during the world wars. rams rule.

so let me tell you about the great people of fort collins colorado.
  • jake lloyd - born here. everybodys favorite actor in the star wars movies - the ever popular anakin skywalker in phanon menace.
  • leslie jones - alum of csu. everybody thinks she is a great and beautiful actress.
  • balloon boy 
proud rams

 well people that is the end of todays blog. yes yes i know you would like to hear more great things about colorado state, but this will have to do for now. i would also like to give a shout out to my best friend in the world - ut ____ transfer.






















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