6/27/17

ok hello my friends. yes i know it has been a long time but here i am coming at you with fresh blog. as always it is very hot right now :( up at 87 degrees.

 so today is something very dumb that maybe you will not like but maybe you will and here is the idea: what classes would the members of our crew be if we were in video game or something? well after getting to know every body this is what i come up with

warrior/swordsman : chicagoseminoletalker

mage : slim

archer : berkshire

thief : jake bentley

necromancer : thrawn

"tank" : veru

healer: rudy

family dog : ruston rustler

let me tell you one thing people, i would not want to fight this family! i will maybe add more people later but this is what i had time for now. i hope you enjoyed although i know this was very dumb. thank you people for giving me a few minutes of day. thank you and stay safe!

6/1/17

hello my friends and welcome. i am not sure but i think it must be about 90 degrees today. well today was my first day at new job... and it was not quite what expected!! so i applied to work in produce section and that is what my job title is in, but apparently im only going to be doing that about half the time, and the other half of the time im going to be a meat boy. i did not sign up to be meat boy! well they will have to teach me what to do but i will try my hardest and be the best meat boy i can be.

ok so here are some questions i found for today

1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

 anfernee. also i knew a maxamillion who would get mad if you said max, so you had to say the whole thing which was weird but it is not a bad name.

2. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

the bad memes. but maybe i am too optimistic that the normans can figure out high quality memes.

3. What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

i could just borrow one of ruston rustlers fedoras

ok by the way people this is not one of the questions but i just remembered this and wanted to tell story. one time i was growing something in my yard i think watermelon, and it was getting almost fully grown and as i was looking out my window one day a truck came by and 2 mexicans got out and stole my fruit!! like they just picked it up and walked away and jumped back into car with my watermelon. why!

4. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

i would get rid of soccer ball and then euros would have to watch good sports.

5. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

skinned racoon head. just the head hanging up the same way somebody would normally put a deer head

6. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

 ruston rustler is george costanza

7. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

well i filled in as cashier at a store before and one person bought two things: baseball bat and cabbage lol

8. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

lol imagine if world leaders played yugioh vs each other and then the leader of iraq or something gets triggered by a female card with hair showing lol

9. Is a hotdog a sandwich?
 
no i do not believe so

10. What would some fairytales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?

                                              
well as you can already see with all the new disney princess movies somehow the females are all much stronger and braver than the men. i am sure its just a matter of time before they rewrite cinderella to where she saves prince charming and make peter pan transgender. 😨


ok that is all for today people thank you and stay safe!

new life of wyo

hello my friends and welcome to the new and improved life of wyo blog. i am your host. what kind of things can you expect from this blog you may ask. stories, lists, memories, life updates, and more. if you want me to talk about something in blog, you can anonymosly send suggestion here https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSereqePp1TaIa0BYxgJ9IQBz5R_SzWUVNi6toOnHOf_drCEQg/viewform. right now it is 75 degrees and mr sun shines his rays of death on me constantly now.

so what i will talk to you about today is a day i will never forget. this happened over 10 years ago. it was just like any other day, my parents sitting in living room and me in my room playing game. for absolutely no reason i decide to pause the game and go into living room and open the front door to look out. and i am lucky i did. i lived in an very secluded area that was surround by woods on 3 sides, the left, right, and behind house. with the front side looking into the road. i open the door and look right and slitely behind, and i see some smoke. i ask my mom to come look and as soon as she saw it i knew we were in trouble. i could not yet see the fire but when i saw her reaction i knew it was big. me and my parents rush inside house and mom calls fire dept. and we all took what was important to us from the house to put into the car trunk. while we are doing this a friend of mine from school, jacob, was driving by and i guess saw the smoke and stopped at our house and without asking just started grabbing empty boxes from the back of his truck and helped us get stuff. by the time we were done packing up the fire made sure we knew of its precense. being surrounded by fire on 3 sides is a site to see but what truly stuck with me was the smell. the firemen were doing the best they could and i thank them for it, but we are too small of a place to have enough people to stop this thing fast enough. my family, and jacob, drive away knowing what was going to happen. my family drives to my aunts house and we spend the rest of the day there. my mom calls fire dept at night and they say its still burning, but it should stop by the end of the night. morning comes and we drive back home hoping the house would still be there, but it was all gone. the only place i had known my whole life gone. not just the home, but the entire area around it all gone. somewhat nearby is where my grandparents lived, they had died years before and left house to my dad but we never sold the house or anything, and we moved in there. we are lucky to have this though and i am just happy that my parents were still with me. when i first went back to school i could not help but offer everything i had on me to jacob. it was only like 10 dollars but he helped us so much i had to do it, but he would not take it knowing we could really use it. from the day he helped us on i always had a great respect for him, he was always my friend but not someone you really expect to do this. i have not seen him since high school graduation but i will usually think about him at least once a week and i hope he is living a great life. i do not think he lives close by anymore so i probably will not get to see him again. i kind of feel like i owe him something and will never get to repay a debt, but anyways that is not really important. by the way i guess i left out a pretty big part of the story. after a few days we learned the cause of the fire was arson. the person who lived the closest to us set the woods on fire and left. i will never know why he did it. i know i shouldnt think this way but i will sometimes wonder if he did it because of us. every once in a while i will go by my old home and look around and it is still bad. a once beautiful area looks like a wasteland. but things happen i guess. we all moved on, kept living our lives in our new home. by the way i do not want you to feel sorry for me. yes i lost my home and many material items over sinceless crime, but i did not lose my family and that is all that matters.

well there you have it for today. other things already on my list for upcoming blogs

• album review for anthony
• stories about my most embarassing moments
• your suggestions

make sure you leave me some topic ideas and make sure you come back to read more blogs! :) thank you very much my friends, stay safe.

have you ever

 have i ever...

… injured myself while trying to impress a girl or boy I was interested in.
no
… had to run to save my life.
no
… taken food out of a trash can and eaten it.
well yes when i was young but, i would not do this now. im not quite a germaphobe but im not looking to make friends with them
… cried / flirted my way out of a speeding ticket.
no
… taken part in a talent show.
no
… made money by performing on the street.
given, not have never performed.
… broken something at a friend’s house and then not told them.
no
… snooped through a friend’s bathroom or bedroom without them knowing.
no
… ruined someone else’s vacation.
yes, my mom's :/
… walked for more than six hours.
no
… jumped from a roof.
it was more of a slide. i was working and only did this to get down, i did not go to roof just to come back down
… shoplifted.
yes and then i took it back lol
… seen an alligator or crocodile in the wild.
no
… set my or someone else’s hair on fire on purpose.
😲 no!
… ridden an animal.

… had a bad fall because I was walking and texting.
no
… been arrested.
no
… pressured someone into getting a tattoo or piercing.
no this would be terrible thing to do to some one
… gone surfing.
no
… walked out of a movie because it was bad.
no
… broken a bone.
just toesies
… tried to cut my own hair.
no but in school i let friend cut hair in class and let me tell you one thing i did not let it happen again
… completely forgot my lines in a play.
no because i have not been in plays and this is big reason why
… shot a gun.
many times
… had a surprise party thrown for me.
:/
… cheated on a test.
yes
… dined and dashed.
no
… gotten stitches.
no
… fallen in love at first sight.
no
… had a paranormal experience.
no
… woken up and couldn’t move.
no, but this scares me very much
… accidentally said “I love you” to someone.
no
… hitchhiked.
no, but have picked others up
… been trapped in an elevator.
yes but not for long time
… sung karaoke in front of people.
no no no no
… been on TV or the radio.
no
… pressed send and then immediately regretted it.
yes
… been so sun burnt I couldn’t wear a shirt.
no
… had a crush on a friend’s parent.
no
… been awake for two days straight.
no, sleep is good thing
… thrown up on a roller coaster.
no
… snuck into a movie.
no
… accidentally sent someone to the hospital.
no
… dyed my hair a crazy color.
not crazy, but a friend wanted to give me a streak in a certain color, never again.
… had a physical fight with my best friend.
no
… fallen in love at first sight.
i think this is duplicate question, no.
… had someone slap me across the face.
yes
… worked with someone I hated with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

… danced in an elevator.
i hope there was no cameras 😧
… cried in public because of a song.
no
… texted for four hours straight.
no
… chipped a tooth.
as a kid i hit it so hard the color completely went away. it was one of my front teeth and it was completely black.
… gone hunting.
yes
… had a tree house.
no
… thrown something into a TV or computer screen.
no
… been to a country in Asia.
no
… been screamed at by a customer at my job.
how about a coworker
… spent a night in the woods with no shelter.
no
… read a whole novel in one day.
no
… gone vegan.
no
… been without heat for a winter or without A/C for a summer.
no
… worn glasses without lenses.
no
… gone scuba diving.
no
… lied about a family member dying as an excuse to get out of doing something.
no
… bungee jumped.
no
… been to a country in Africa.
no and i rrreeaallly hope i never do
… been on a fad diet.
no
… been to a fashion show.
when i was i guess 9-15 or something like that every year i would receive an invite in the mail to be a contestant in a youth girls beauty paegeant. why!!! every year i would tell them 'not girl' next year i would get letter again!
… been electrocuted.
no
… stolen something from a restaurant.
well it was a christmas magnet decoration and they had a lot on the inside of the windows and i took one and as i was walking to car i put it back on the outside of the window
… had a bad allergic reaction.
no 
… been in an embarrassing video that was uploaded to YouTube.
no
… thought I was going to drown.
yes i was going to drown as a kid and my mom saved me. i will never forget it
… worked at a fast food restaurant.
no
… fainted.
unfortunate but this happens a lot actually... not like everyday but at seemingly random times every 2-3 months i pass out for about 15 minutes
… looked through someone else’s phone without their permission.
no

4/10/17

hello my friends. thank you for stopping by today. it is a pretty good day in wyoming, i would say about 50 degrees. today at work so far i have bonded with sandra over our hate of debbie. well i did not say anything but i just kind of listened to her rant, because i would not say something bad about her to someone irl. you know really i think i must just be a bad person or something. sandra is the only person except me that dislike debbie. everybody else think that she is great and they have good time talking to her and everything. i will go to my grave thinking that debbie is probably great person and i am just odd one out. but that is the way it goes. work has been very bad for me lately. you know i told you i was taking those anti-depression pills to get to sleep at night, well i have been taking them in the middle of the day now because its getting so tough for me. i know i am not supposed to do that and i was told not to... but it is the only thing that can help me and i have to do something. i can not explain to you just how bad i feel being over there. it has effected my life outside of it too. you probably notice that i have not been writing so many blogs, well that is just because i have been feeling so tired and unmotivated. it is a shame because otherwise my life is probably the best i can remember it being. i really have it good and yet here i am complaining. i hope this was not off-putting to anybody, this was just on my mind and i felt like writing about it. future blogs should be better.

updates since last blog:

• bought suit for wedding (i hope i do not gain weight by then haha 😓)

• saw person from high school for first time in years. it is very strange to me how these people who barely spoke to me now so excited to see me. happen a few times recently.

• jazz win northwest division 😎

• rockies off to 5-2 start 😎

• told by young urban (black) guy i looked fresh. thank you urban guy. but i can not help but think any time somebody compliment me that it is a joke. i do not know why i am this way and i hate it but i will hope he was serious.

thanks everybody for reading. hope you have a great day. stay safe.

wyr2

ok hello my friends i was not going to do a blog today but i figured you know i might as well. but i do not want to spend much time on it so here is just a quick game of would you rather. ok i am sure i dont have to tell you but make sure you right click and open in new tab so you can see better.

thank you, enjoy, and stay safe.

- your friend.

why csu is great

hello people. thank you for joining me on this deliteful day. today i would like to talk to you about the greatest college football team of all time, the colorado state university rams.

now i know what you are thinking 'how can the colorado state university rams be the greatest team? they have a losing record vs both colorado and air force, making them the third best team in the state, if that'. okay that might be true, but what about our winning record vs the lowly wyoming cowboys? yes my friends, the rams have a 12 game edge on the cowboys. now, yes it is true that us rams got most of our wins before the 1950s, and that since 1950 the cowboys have a 39-28 edge in the series including a stretch where them boys won 10 in a row, but that does not matter at all. it also does not matter that wyo has more all time wins and a better all time win%. or the fact that wyo has spent 13 more weeks than us in the ap top 25, or that wyo has had more consensus all americans and a better bowl record than us rams. hey while we are at it, it also does not matter that in basketball the cowboys lead us 133-94 all time. yes it might be true that we blew our chance at the big 12 with our midiocracy the last few years but hey at least we won a lot of games vs the cowboys during the world wars. rams rule.

so let me tell you about the great people of fort collins colorado.

• jake lloyd - born here. everybodys favorite actor in the star wars movies - the ever popular anakin skywalker in phanon menace.
• leslie jones - alum of csu. everybody thinks she is a great and beautiful actress.
• balloon boy 

proud rams

 well people that is the end of todays blog. yes yes i know you would like to hear more great things about colorado state, but this will have to do for now. i would also like to give a shout out to my best friend in the world - ut ____ transfer.






















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